Truths

Not for the faint of heart.

Here's a few things you may or may not know about me that aren't "kosher" in some circles...

1. I laugh at jokes that some (ahem, most) people
would find offensive or sick. Example:

2. I hate, and I mean HATE or for lack of a better word, ABSOLUTELY LOATHE the sound children singing. ESPECIALLY songs such as "Jesus Loves the Little Children" and "Jesus Loves Me." Why? It could be that the combination of their terrible harmonizing skills and badly written songs just "strike a bad note" with me, but it's time you know this.

3. Chewing gum is disgusting. It is both repugnant and repulsive. I just thought you should know how I really feel. Avoid doing it in my presence, because I won't be listening to a word you're saying, I'll just be counting the seconds until you spit (another nasty habit) that shit into the trash. Honestly, I'm just trying to out these things now, just so I don't randomly blow up on you on one of those "last straw" days...

4. For some reason I do not find children's everyday achievements........ interesting. " Look! He/she can read!" Well, frankly, in this society, he/she has to learn sometime to survive. It's a necessity and everyone needs to learn.
"Ohh he/she can eat with a fork now!! Isn't that cool? Isn't that neat!?!" No, no, it's not. Whether or not he/she can eat with a fork is not a concern of mine.

5. I swear like a sailor. Some of you know this, and I know who finds it disagreeable and who doesn't. Please note that those of you who don't like it should note that I do TRY VERY HARD not to do it in your presence. Be thankful. Now I've heard all the arguments against the swearing, and I have one thing to say. For the Christians I know, swears are MAN'S INVENTION. The only swear to God is taking the Lord's name in vain. Also, if you use words like, "poo" or "darn" or "fudge" in place of so-called swear words, it's just like saying the word! You mean the same thing, whether or not you use the word itself or not doesn't matter, what matters that you meant in the "wrong" way. Consider that.

6. I know I'm not always easy to get along with. I have a hard time dealing with myself sometimes so I feel your pain.

7. I am an independent. Politically speaking. Wanna know who I'd vote for? A horses ass, because it would do better to have something that can't make any decisions in office than someone who is incompetent in office or a figure head/pawn. Just my opinion.

8. I find nothing wrong with porn or erotic literature. That's just my opinion.

9. I find nothing wrong with gays/trannys/homosexuals/hermaphrodites. Except the ones with OBNOXIOUS lisps they didn't previously have....

10. I find only one thing wrong with weed. It makes people a bit unproductive, and some more than others. On the other hand, it helps some with social disorders and depression. Use responsibly, that's all I can say, not while you're driving, and not while you're working.

I suppose that's enough shock for one day.

Laurel